Duckman Quotes

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Clan of Xymox - Soul Free

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Duckman, maybe you should try distracting them by doing what Pee Wee Herman did in that movie.
First of all I don't think it's appropriate, second I'm not really in the mood.
Not THAT movie...

ew look a choclate bar. . . . EW this isn't a choclate bar.

I'm very sexually active.
With another person?
Oh.... No.

Hi dod, what ya doing?
Throwing my life away on an overpriced marketing phenomena tha will leave me bed ridden, tumorous and politically incorrect.
Oh... I wish I had a hobby.

Actually my biggest fantasy involves you, liver loaf and a pack of starving rotwillers!

An angel Cornfed, one phone call and I was swept away. She is everything I ever hoped for in a woman.
Low standards?
I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

You said you erased that!
Erased, ran off thousands of copies... it's such a fine line.

Sorry, I didn't hear you, I was staring at your breasts.

Easy Duckman, I know over two hundered ways to kill a man.
You could glue an open jar of rats to his face, then blow torch the other side of the jar so the rats have to eat their way out through his face.
Two hundered one